"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."
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"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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"Oh God, here they come-act green."
"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."
"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
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"She's had work."
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"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"
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A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
"I'm a green thief."
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"Hard to believe it's already Fall."
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"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."
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Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
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"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
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The Mold as Green Space
"Try blowing on it."
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To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
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"Do you have any organic bullets?"
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"I eat green but I don't vote green."
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