"In the next five years, global warming is going to make you ten times more irritating."
Tags:global warming, climate change, greenhouse gases, green issues, irritating, irritated, irritation, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, sea levels, sea levels rising, fossil fuel, burning fossil fuel, fossil fuels, burning fossil fuels, forecast, forecast, prediction, predictions, argue, arguing, argument, arguments
"I could use a hug."
Tags:tree, trees, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, hippy, hippies, logging, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, hug, hugs, cuddle, cuddles, tree stump, tree stumps, deforestation, forest, forests, wood, woods, environmental issue, green issue, green issues, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, global warming, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, sad, sadness, miserable, misery
"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
Tags:couple, couples, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, adoption, adoptions, adopting a child, child adoption, child adoptions, whale, whales, animal adoptions, environmental issue, green issues, green issue, environmental activist, environmental activism, environmental activists, husband and wife, husbands and wives, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, cetacean, cetaceans, miscommunication, miscommunications, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood
"This white car represents my client's hybrid and this blue car represents the defendant's gas-guzzler."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, court, courts, in courts, jury, jury member, jury members, the jury, attorney, attorneys, prosecution, the prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, green issues, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, burning fossil fuels, global warming, climate change, lead, leading, influence, influencing, mislead, misleading, convince, convincing, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas-guzzler, gas-guzzlers
"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."
Tags:wind chime, wind chimes, wind-chime, wind-chimes, coal, coal powered, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, wind power, wind powered, clean energy, clean energies, green energy, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, green issues, pollution, polluting, global warming, co2, climate change, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, wind, windy, millennial, millennials, new generation, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."
Tags:lion, lions, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, food web, food webs, food-web, food-webs, if it aint broke dont fix it, if it ain't broke don't fix it, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegerarians, vegan, veganism, vegans, animal rights, animal right activist, animal right activists, animal right activism, green issues, green living, environmental issues, environmentally friendly, eat, eating, predator, predators, prey, carnivore, carnivorous, eating habits, diet
Tags:plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist
"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, wild west, the wild west, western, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, two cars, broken down, broken down cars, broken down auto, broken down autos, car mechanic, car mechanics, restraint, self restraint, green issue, green issues, environmentally friendly, eco friendly, eco conscious, global warming, climate change, get by, getting by, rely, reliance, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness
Tags:parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet, pets, perch, perches, birdcage, birdcages, dependant, dependency, domesticated, domestication, forest, forests, endangered, endangered species, green issues, conservation, animal conservation, conservationist, conservationists, bird feed, bird feeder, bird feeders, out of place
Sea Levels Rising
Tags:rising sea levels, environmental issues, green issues, climate change, global warning, sea levels, desert island, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandon, stranded, flood, flooding, hermit, hermits, secluded, seclusion, mountain, mountains, carpathian mountains, hermit peak, hermit's peak, mountain hermit, maldives, the maldives
Tags:hotdog, hotdogs, hotdog stand, hotdog stands, hotdog cart, hotdog carts, street food, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, roadside, roadside food, roadside cart, roadside carts, roadkill, road kill, unhygienic, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene rules, food safety, honesty, honest, transparent, transparency, roadkill food, road kill food, roadkill cuisine, road kill cuisine, road-ill, green issues, disgust, disgusted
"Tell me again about the time before the sands came."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, natural disaster, natural disasters, sand, sands, sand storm, sand storms, sandstorm, sandstorms, global warming, climate change, green issues, story time, modern life, natural processes, geological processes, weather pattern, weather patterns, story times, reminisce, reminiscing, recall, recalling
Tags:repurposing, re-purposing, re purposing, repurpose, re-purpose, re purpose, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lampshades, recycle, recycling, re-use, re-using, re use, re using, reuse, reusing, green issues, eco friendly, environmentally friendly, lampshading, marriages, couple, couples, husband and wife, husband, husbands, useless, unhelpful, pointless, functionless, co habit, co habitation, cohabit, cohabitation, co-habit, co-habitation, disagree, disagreement, argue, argument, gender issues
"What possible harm can come to this planet from teaching these miserable creatures how to use fire and simple tools?"
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, little green men, little green man, intervene, intervention, interventions, violent, violence, weapons, weapon, weapons of mass destruction, evolve, evolving, evolution, self destruction, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, pollution, global warming, climate change, green issues, ozone layer, the ozone layer
Tags:executive, executives, manager, manager, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, big business, big businesses, big corporation, big corporations, factory, factories, industrial, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, green issues, global warming, climate change, greenhouses gases, affluence, affluent
Tags:lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, office building, office buildings, office worker, office workers, recycle, recycling, reuse, reusing, environmentally friendly, green issues, environmentalist, energy efficiency, business man, business woman, business men, business women, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, monotony, monotonous, rat race, the rat race, drudge, drudgery, expendable, working hours, over worked, workaholic, workaholic, workaholism, environmental issues, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism
"It's O.K. for now, but ultimately I'd like to work somewhere other than a post-apocalyptic world."
Tags:office worker, office workers, offices, job satisfaction, job dissatisfaction, apocalypse, the apocalypse, scorched earth, post-apocalyptic, post apocalyptic, post apocalypse, post-apocalypse, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, climate change, global warming, natural disaster, natural disasters, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, green issues, stop gap, stop-gap, stop-gap job, job gap job, stopgap jobs, stopgap, stopgaps
Detour: Hole in Ozone Ahead
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, christianity, judaism, ozone layer, the ozone layer, ozone, detour, detours, driving, driver, roads, road, highway, highways, roadworks, hole in the ozone, environmental issues, green issues, global warming, road sign, road signs, pollution, environment, stratosphere, threats to ozone layer, threatened ozone layer, inconvenience, inconvenient, annoyance, annoying, climate change, environmental activism
"I love the way the empty canvas saves on paint."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, private viewing, art show, art shows, art gallery, art galleries, waste, reduce waste, green issues, environmental activism, environmental activists, environmental activist, blank canvas, painting, paintings, painter, painters, postmodernism, post-modernism, postmodernist, postmodenists, white canvas, art market, the art market, art dealer, art dealers
"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
Tags:merlot, merlots, wine, wines, alcohol, alcohols, wine tasting, wine tastings wine taster, wine tasters, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, wine assessor, wine assessors, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, sewage, sewages, sewage works, drain, drains, sewage drain, sewage drains, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, sewage smell, sewage smells, fish, fishes, dead fish, green issue, green issues, environmental activist, environmental activists
"It runs on hybrids."
Tags:hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, hybrid vehicle, hybrid vehicles, environment, environmentally friendly, environmental issues, environmental issue, green issue, green issues, eco friendly, ecofriendly, eco friendly transport, eco friendly transport, ecofriendly vehicle, eco friendly vehicle, car, cars, car enthusiast, car enthusiast, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, car showroom, car showroom, car salesman, care salesman, salesman, salesmen, car salesperson, car salespeople, new car, buying a car, sales pitch, salespitch, mislead, misleading, missell, misselling, ignorant, ignorance, uninformed