"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."
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Dead House Plant
"I'd better bring in my plants."
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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
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For the new gardener.
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"I want to force some bulbs."
"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."
Garden Supplies Special sale
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"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
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"It needs more sun and less gangster rap."
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"They're all pretty, but this one is my favorite."
In the houseplant cemetery.
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"I can tell it's new because it's alive."
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Topiary: helping nature look her best
"And that's when they left for vacation!"
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