"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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"I try to do my part."
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"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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Turf War on West 49th Street
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"In the next five years, global warming is going to make you ten times more irritating."
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"This white car represents my client's hybrid and this blue car represents the defendant's gas-guzzler."
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"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."
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Outstandingly Polluted Site
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"That's the nature of a mature relationship, dear. Just because we haven't heard from Al Gore lately doesn't mean he cares any less."
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"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"
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"Anyhow, the article in the 'Times' says they were only hibernating and the greenhouse effect has brought them out."
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"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"
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"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"
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"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."
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"You keep that up, and eventually the earth will be too warm
"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"
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"I'm having an ethical dilemma bringing him into a world of global warming."
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"Walter's solution is to pump a lot of fresh air into the atmosphere."
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"As long as we bring COVID down with us."
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"The hard part is reducing emissions and building climate resilience. The hard part is that all the stakeholders need to coordinate and cooperate for years."
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"But seriously, folks. I'm dyin' up here!"
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"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."
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