Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.
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spaced out, spaced, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, miles away, zoned out, zone out, daydream, daydreaming, brain dead, braindead, exec, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business, big business, boss, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, stress, stressed, concentrate, concentration, first impressions, present, presence, physical, mental, not quite there, tune out, paying attention, attention, pay attention, greetings, greeting, workaholic, work life balance, breakdown, stressed, modern life, working life, corporate, word play, play on words, word, words"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
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handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."
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risk pool, risk pools, high risk pool, high risk pools, healthcare, health care, american health care, insurance risk, insurance risks, insurance industry, health insurance, health insurance industry, bottom line, bottom lines, uncaring, dad, dads, father, fathers, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, infant, infants, cold calculation, cold calculations, greet, greets, greeting, parent, parents, new parent, new parents"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
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investment, investments, investing, defunct, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, franc, mark, marks, francs, yen, investor, investors, investing, trading, day trader, day traders, german mark, german marks, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, greet, greets, greeting, obsession, obsessions, obsessed"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."
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hand shake, hand shakes, office worker, office workers, greeting, greetings, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, corporation, corporations, big corporations, offices, office building, office building, cultural difference, cultural differences, tradition, traditions, handshake, handshakes, the handshake"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"
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food, talking, speaking, artichoke, artichokes, heart, hearts, artichoke heart, artichoke hearts, ticker, tickets, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, greeting, greetings, health, healthy, fitnessWelcome to the Jungle- Please observe our laws
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law of the jungle, laws of the jungle, greeting, greetings, welcome, welcomes, welcome sign, welcome signs, road sign, road signs, highway sign, highway signs, please drive carefully, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, national conduct, kill or be killed, survival, fight for survival, lawless, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms"He wants you to shake hands."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, handshake, shake, handshakes, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, polite, well-trained, good manners, paw, paws, hand, hands, greeting, greetings"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eatersNew from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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birthday, birthdays, card, cards, letter, letters, greetings, greeting, birthday card, birthday cards, greetings card, greetings cards, narcissist, narcissistic, self interest, self important, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, message, messages, write, writing, post card, post cards, postcard, postcards"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, greeting, greetings, introduction, introductions, introducing, restaurant, restaurants, server, servers, waiter, waiters, service, customer service, polite, good manners"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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meet, meets, meeting, one night stand, one night stands, introduce, introduces, introducing, introduction, introductions, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern life, modern times, date, dates, dating, single life, promiscuous, promiscuity, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."
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small talk, making small talk, greeting, greetings, conversation, conversations, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, snappy, insult, insults, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesWoman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
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woman, women, crone, old crone, old hag, hag, old bag, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilt tripped, guilt tripping, guilt-tripping, psychological, psychology, psychological warfare, greeting, greetings card, greeting cards, greetings cards, greetings, card, cards, celebration, spinster, spinsters, rude, rudely, rudeness, mean, meanness, nastily, nastiness, old lady, little old lady, old, older, elderly, misogyny, misogynistic, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypesJones or Best Offer
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best offer, best offers, airport, airports, greet, greets, greeting, concierge, concierges, driver, drivers, driving, hired car, hired cars, car hire, car hires, mercenary, mercenaries, merc, mercs, airline, airlines, airline passenger, airline passengers, aeroplane, aeroplanes, hire, hired, hires, hiring, for hire, disloyal, disloyalty"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
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witch, witches, witched, card, cards, christmas cards, christmas, christmases, greeting, seasons, holiday, holidays, witchcraft, cat, cats, myth, myths, legend, legends, character, characters, bitter, grumpy, impolite, necromancer, necromancers, odd, celebration, celebrations"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
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new neighborhood, new neighborhoods, alienate, alienating, alienation, alienated, shun, shuns, shunning, unfriendly, unwelcoming, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, new neighbourhood, new neighbourhoods, introduction, introductions, standoffish, uncomfortable, awkward, prairie, prairies, settler, settlers, desert, deserts, survival, hermit, hermits, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, shy, shyness, isolation, isolated, social isolation, socially isolated, settlement, settlements"Bad Fences."
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good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighboursMall Talk
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mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, escalator, escalators, top o the morning, top of the morning, greeting, greetings, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, shopping, morning, mornings, modern life, small talk, mundane, monotony, monotonous"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."
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prison, prisoners, prisoner, inmate, inmates, correctional facility, correctional facilities, jail, jails, jailer, jailers, attorney, attorneys, representation, representative, representative, legal representation, defense attorney, defense attorneys, client, clients, casual, casualness, welcome, greet, greets, greetingSympathy Cards for everyday use.
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sympathy, sympathies, sympathetic, card, cards, sympathy card, sorrow, sorry, pity, pities, commiseration, commiserations, inappropriate, everyday, annoying, rub it in, rubbing it in, party, parties, nightclub, nightclubs, hampton, hamptons, panel, panel drawing, envelope, envelopes, letter, letters, greetings, greet, greeting"Posthumously yours."
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religion, religious, death, dead, heaven, life after death, angel, angels, office, offices, desk, desk, businessman, businessmen, business, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, letter, letters, dictate, dictating, signing, closing, greeting, posthumous, posthumously, workaholic, work-a-holic, workaholics, work-a-holics, overtime, over-time, hardworking, dedicated, modern life, office life