"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business
Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.
Tags:dog, dogs, greeting, greetings, introduction, introductions, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, smell, smells, smelling, party, parties, partying, name, names, name tag, name tags, cocktail party, cocktail parties, get-together, get-togethers, butts, butt, dog behavior, dog behaviors, dog behaviour, dog behaviours
"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
Tags:spaced out, spaced, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, miles away, zoned out, zone out, daydream, daydreaming, brain dead, braindead, exec, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business, big business, boss, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, stress, stressed, concentrate, concentration, first impressions, present, presence, physical, mental, not quite there, tune out, paying attention, attention, pay attention, greetings, greeting, workaholic, work life balance, breakdown, stressed, modern life, working life, corporate, word play, play on words, word, words
"Honey, I'm home!"
"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"
Tags:meet, meets, meeting, greet, greet, greetings, couple, couples, awkward, handshake, handshaker, handshakers, hug, hugger, huggers, kiss, kissing, social interaction, cordial, gesture, gestures, gesturing, middle age, social, social interactions, interact, interacting, interactions, panic, panicking
"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."
Tags:hand shake, hand shakes, office worker, office workers, greeting, greetings, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, corporation, corporations, big corporations, offices, office building, office building, cultural difference, cultural differences, tradition, traditions, handshake, handshakes, the handshake
"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"
Welcome to the Jungle- Please observe our laws
Tags:law of the jungle, laws of the jungle, greeting, greetings, welcome, welcomes, welcome sign, welcome signs, road sign, road signs, highway sign, highway signs, please drive carefully, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, national conduct, kill or be killed, survival, fight for survival, lawless, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms
"He wants you to shake hands."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, handshake, shake, handshakes, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, polite, well-trained, good manners, paw, paws, hand, hands, greeting, greetings
New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
Tags:birthday, birthdays, card, cards, letter, letters, greetings, greeting, birthday card, birthday cards, greetings card, greetings cards, narcissist, narcissistic, self interest, self important, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, message, messages, write, writing, post card, post cards, postcard, postcards
"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, greeting, greetings, introduction, introductions, introducing, restaurant, restaurants, server, servers, waiter, waiters, service, customer service, polite, good manners
"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
Tags:meet, meets, meeting, one night stand, one night stands, introduce, introduces, introducing, introduction, introductions, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern life, modern times, date, dates, dating, single life, promiscuous, promiscuity, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings
"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."
Tags:small talk, making small talk, greeting, greetings, conversation, conversations, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, snappy, insult, insults, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
Tags:woman, women, crone, old crone, old hag, hag, old bag, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilt tripped, guilt tripping, guilt-tripping, psychological, psychology, psychological warfare, greeting, greetings card, greeting cards, greetings cards, greetings, card, cards, celebration, spinster, spinsters, rude, rudely, rudeness, mean, meanness, nasty, nastily, nastiness, old lady, little old lady, old, older, elderly, grandmother, misogyny, misogynistic, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
Tags:ship, ships, ocean liner, ocean liners, yo, greeting, greetings, young people, young person, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, millennial, millennials, generation z, trend, trends, slang, slang word, slang words, youth slang, ships stacks, ship's stack, smoke signal, smoke signals, modern life, modern times
"I miss handshakes"
Tags:greet, greetings, formality, informality, informal, introduce, introductions, modern attitudes, modern views, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, cuddle, cuddling, awkwardness, touch averse, touch aversion, introvert, introversion, anti social, anti sociable, touch-averse, touch-aversion, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, traditional, traditionalist, traditional mindset, traditional views, old fashioned, old-fashioned, old fashioned attitudes, traditional attitudes, uncomfortable, discomfort, awkward, kiss, kissing, kisses
"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
Tags:new neighborhood, new neighborhoods, alienate, alienating, alienation, alienated, shun, shuns, shunning, unfriendly, unwelcoming, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, new neighbourhood, new neighbourhoods, introduction, introductions, standoffish, uncomfortable, awkward, prairie, prairies, settler, settlers, desert, deserts, survival, hermit, hermits, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, shy, shyness, isolation, isolated, social isolation, socially isolated, settlement, settlements
Tags:good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours
Tags:mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, escalator, escalators, top o the morning, top of the morning, greeting, greetings, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, shopping, morning, mornings, modern life, small talk, mundane, monotony, monotonous
Sympathy Cards for everyday use.
Tags:sympathy, sympathies, sympathetic, card, cards, sympathy card, sorrow, sorry, pity, pities, commiseration, commiserations, inappropriate, everyday, annoying, rub it in, rubbing it in, party, parties, nightclub, nightclubs, hampton, hamptons, panel, panel drawing, envelope, envelopes, letter, letters, greetings, greet, greeting
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
Tags:census, census taker, census takers, door-to-door, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, miranda rights, read your rights, reads your rights, reading your rights, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, suspicion, suspicious, suspiciousness, paranoid, paranoia, united states census, legal rights, legal representation, door-to-door
"Job! I hear you've got a book out!"
Tags:bible, biblical, job, book of job, christian, christianity, christians, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, old testament, the old testament, suffering, modern times, modern attitudes, modern life, greeting, greetings, congratulate, congratulations, congratulating, achievement, achievements
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, jonah, book of jonah, biblical, history, historical, ancient, desert, deserts, greeting, greetings, when did you get out, released, release, spit out, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, whale, whales, mouth, mouths, trapped, stuck, got out, get out, rehab, rehabilitation, hospital, hospitals, return, returns, returning, coming home, returning home
Tags:baggage claim, baggage claims, baggage reclaim, baggage reclaims, luggage, luggage collection, baggage collection, reunion, reunions, reunited, materialism, materialistic, materializm, materialist, couple, couples, love, in love, lonely, loneliness, relief, relieved, waiting, patience, patient, greeting, greetings, air travel, flying, flyer, flyers, plane travel, airplane travel, airport, airports, aeroplane travel
"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"
Tags:greet, greeter, greeting, greetings, bar, bars, grill, grills, pub, pubs, drinking, drink, alcohol, after-hours, after hours, after work, strange greeting, hello, hi, friendly, friend, friends, social, socially, literal, literal gag, literal joke, play on words, word play, day drinking, day-drinking, drunk, drunker, drunken