"But, seriously. . ."
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"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."
"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."
"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"He did it my way."
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The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
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"The death of a businessperson is especially sad."
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"My aged cheddar died!"
"No, he didn't suffer. That's my only regret."
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"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."
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"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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"She just loved baths, so, so much."
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"Eddie was a simple man and, in the end, an eminently practical one."
"He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process."
"There were those who hated his guts- but not me."
"He makes it look so damn easy."
"He looks just the way he did in life."
"So sad - she had a facelift just three months ago."
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"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."
"She was one great termite."
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"He looks so natural."
"He stayed sharp right up until the end."