"But, seriously. . ."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, stage, stages, auditorium, auditoriums, play, plays, show, shows, performance, performances, audience, entertainment, death, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, mourning, mourner, mourners, grief, grieving, widow, widows, crying, ticket, tickets, bad play, bad plays, bad performance, bad performances, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, good acting, good actor, good actors, good actress, good actress, realistic"He did it my way."
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dying, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, grave stone, grave stones, tomb stone, tomb stones, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, grief, grieving, remembrance, cemetery, cemeteries, gender issues, gender issues, advice, giving advice, bad advice, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesThe Last Days of a Hydrangea
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hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over react"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, stubborn, stubbornness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, son, sons, attached, attachment, grief, grieving, mother, mothers, father, fathers, shipwrecked, home, homes, growing up, grew up, graves, gravestones, gravestone, graveyard, cemetery, cemetaries"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
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underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrow"The death of a businessperson is especially sad."
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funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, funeral proceeding, death, business man, business men, business person, business people, business woman, business women, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, businesswoman, businesswomen, death, dying, executive, executives, business executives, business executives, speech, speeches, funeral director, funeral directors, grief, grieving, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, consumerism, coffin, coffin, casket, caskets, funeral casket, funeral caskets, sad, sadness, saddening"No, he didn't suffer. That's my only regret."
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, suffer, suffering, regret, regrets, mourn, mourning, grief, grieving, funeral, funerals, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, deceased, passed away, memory, memories, bad wife, bad wives, mean-spirited, suffering husband, suffering husbands, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."
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surgeon, surgeons, emergency procedure, emergency surgery, emergency surgeries, operating theatre, operating theater, bedside manner, bad news, delivering bad news, long answer, short answer, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, waiting room, grief, unprofessional, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, unprofessional behavior, unprofessional behaviour"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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"She was one great termite."
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termite, termites, memorial, memorials, bug, bugs, termite mound, termite mounds, termite colony, termite colonies, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, statue, statues, tomb, tombs, entomology, entomologists, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, grief, griefs"He looks so natural."
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