"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"So you can take it with you!"
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"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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"Please hug me."
Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, mobile phone, dad, dads, father, fathers, chat, chatting, talk, talking, multitask, multitasking, bbq, barbecuing, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, cook, cooking, grill, grilling, grills, men, man
"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
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Three Musketeers at a barbecue
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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"
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"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."
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Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys
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"That's the food biz. Celebrity chef one day, graveyard shift hash jockey the next."
"That's three counts of attempted burger."
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On the Seventh Day
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"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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'The grill senses the impending winter."
"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."
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