"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Please hug me."
"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."
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Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
Three Musketeers at a barbecue
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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"
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"Now, now, Grigsby, we must wait for the weekend."
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"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."
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Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys
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"That's three counts of attempted burger."
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On the Seventh Day
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"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."
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"It's a cookout-act stupid!"
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"
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Caveman Has The Prophetic Shadow Of A Grilling Man
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Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
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