"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"So you can take it with you!"
Tags:cliche, cliches, heaven, pearly gate, pearly gates, afterlife, death, dead, you can't take it with you, heaven's gate, possession, possessions, greed, greedy, materialism, entering heaven, entrance to heaven, death, after death, st. peter's gate, st. peter, saint peter, saint peter's gate, getting into heaven, golf club, golf clubs, golfer, golfers, grill, grills, barbecue, barbecues
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern life
"Please hug me."
'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, mobile phone, dad, dads, father, fathers, chat, chatting, talk, talking, multitask, multitasking, bbq, barbecuing, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, cook, cooking, grill, grilling, grills, men, man
"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"
Tags:greet, greeter, greeting, greetings, bar, bars, grill, grills, pub, pubs, drinking, drink, alcohol, after-hours, after hours, after work, strange greeting, hello, hi, friendly, friend, friends, social, socially, literal, literal gag, literal joke, play on words, word play, day drinking, day-drinking, drunk, drunker, drunken
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, cookout, cookouts, cooking, grilling, grill, grills, food, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, man, men, summer, summertime, sunup, sunrise, losing track of time, crazy, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addict, addicts, addiction, addicted
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
Three Musketeers at a barbecue
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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"
Tags:bungle, clumsy, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, grill, grills, grilling, men, man, cookout, cookouts, barbeque, barbeques, barbecue, barbecues, bbq, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals
"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."
Tags:grilling, grill, grilled, grills, bbq, barbecue, barbecues, cook, cooking, cooks, movie, movies, film, films, filmed, filming, cinema, cinemas, blockbuster, fantasy, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, horror, horror movie, horror movies, sci fi movie, sci fi movies, plot twist, plot twists, change of heart, change of mind, future, futuristic, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, friend, friends, relationship, relationships, hobby, hobbies, summer, summertime, cookout, cookouts, politician, politics, political, government, governor, governors, actor, actors, filmmaker, filmmakers
"That's the food biz. Celebrity chef one day, graveyard shift hash jockey the next."
"That's three counts of attempted burger."
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On the Seventh Day
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"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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'The grill senses the impending winter."
"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."
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"It's a cookout-act stupid!"
Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill
Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
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Candidates On Cable.
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A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.
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