Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, lifeGood News / Bad News
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good news, bad news, bearer of bad news, stranded, strand, maroon, marooned, castaway, deserted, deserter, deserters, desert, desert island, abandon, abandoned, rescue, rescued, death, dead, die, died, dies, dying, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, grim, grim reaper, reaper, doom, doomed"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern life, city, cities, urban, urban world, modern, modern life, metropolitan, metropolis, big city, life in the big city, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, death, dead, die, dying, dies, died, grimme, omen, omens, literal, literally, play on words, word-play, word play, property, moving, movePrehistoric Grim Reaper
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, grim, grim reaper, reaper, death, dead, died, die, dies, dying, grimme, visual gag, visual joke, animal skin, animal skins, cheetah, cheetahs, cheetah print"I played polo in college."
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acceptance, accept, accepts, accepting, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, business man, office drone, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, obituary, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, papers, sunday paper, sunday news, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
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