Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomedMegadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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religion, religious, archbishop, archbishops, bishop, bishops, music, metal, heavy metal, rock, musician, musicians, band, bands, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, famous people, rock group, rock groups, rock band, rock bands, amp, amps, amplifier, amplifiers, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, literature, book, books, novel, novels, wordplay, word play, play on words"Relax, honey - change is good."
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death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff"Perkins here, representing taxes."
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board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, taxes, corrupt, corruption, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoons"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourFollowed by Death
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black humour, dark humours, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, emergency vehicle, emergency vehicle, car chase, car chases, police vehicle, police vehicles, police car, police cars, emergency service, emergency services, car crash, car crashes, mirror image, mirror images, drive, driving, driver, drivers, suspicion, suspicious, suspicions, followed, being followedThe First Day Back
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back to school, start of term, school, school days, college, colleges, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, grim reaper, the grim reaper, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demonsGrim Reaper on a desert island
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, crime, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, life"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts"So, is this a date with destiny?"
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destiny, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, date with destiny, first date, first dates, flirt, flirts, meant to me, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, awkward date, awkward dates, dinner date, dinner dates, worst date, the occult, supernatural, the supernatural, occult, black magic"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."
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social security, social security number, tax id, tax id number, death, grim reaper, angel of death, identity theft, identity thief, identity thieves, follow orders, follows orders, following orders, stolen identity, stolen identities, identity, identities, mistaken identity, mistaken identitiesGood News / Bad News
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good news, bad news, bearer of bad news, stranded, strand, maroon, marooned, castaway, deserted, deserter, deserters, desert, desert island, abandon, abandoned, rescue, rescued, death, dead, die, died, dies, dying, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, grim, grim reaper, reaper, doom, doomed"I was hoping taxes would go first."
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
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death, war, wars, pestilence, famine, hunger, hungry, pit stop, pit stops, restaurant, restaurants, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, four horsemen, apocalypse, apocalypses, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, new testament, bible, horse, horses, road, roads, stop, stops, break, breaks"So I brought a little work home with me. Big deal."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, work, job, jobs, working from home, working at home, bringing work home, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, the creeps, bars, bar fly, heart to heart, honest, open up, opening, opening up, vulnerable, vulnerable, masculinity, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drink, drinking, drown, sorrows, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern lifeA man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, corner, corners, intersection, intersections, easy street, harm's way, problem, problems, run into, meeting, meetings, chance, bad luck, unlucky, misfortune, word play, wordplayDeath takes a working holiday.
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, holiday, holidays, working holiday, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf cart, golf carts