"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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"It could use some wasabi."
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"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"
Tags:metropolitan, urban, urban environment, urban environments, urbanite, urbanites, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, bear, bears, wildlife, natural world, nature, countryside, metropolitan area, boundaries, boundary, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, trespass, city life, urban life
"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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"i told you hardwood floors were a big mistake."
"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."
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Animal Book Club
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"Damn! The feeder's empty."
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"It's the middle of February!"
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Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, tibet, tibetan, esoteric, spirit, spiritual, occult, kid, kids, curious, child, childhood, childish, dead, death, dying, died, dies, grizzly, grim, spirituality, ghost, ghosts, haunt, haunted, haunting, curse, cursed, curses, precocious
"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."
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Tags:rockefeller, rockefeller centre, rockefeller centre, ice skate, ice skating, skate, skates, ice skates, ice-skate, ice-skating, ice-skates, bear, bears, trick, tricks, talent, talented, absurd, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbie, taximan, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, brown bears, christmas, christmases, new york, new york city, nyc, holiday, holidays, ice rink, rink, rinks, ice skating rink
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
Tags:poker, poker player, card, cards, gamble, gambling, stakes, raise the stakes, high stakes, hold em, texas, texan, texans, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bear, brown bear, black bear, texas hold 'em, texas hold em, imagery, visual gag, play on words, words play, slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, deep south, southern, southerner, southerners
"Jesus Jim, are...are you crying?"
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?