"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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"It could use some wasabi."
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"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"
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"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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"He has a very deft touch."
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"Don't worry! I just came to tell you I'm not like other grizzly bears."
"Damn! The feeder's empty."
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"It's the middle of February!"
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"Do you think I like standing in a freezing stream, eating raw, slimy fish?"
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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"Jesus Jim, are...are you crying?"
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"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?