"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding day, wedding days, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, electronic rights, copyright, intellectual property, bride, brides, groom, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, social media, social network, social networks, social networking"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, objections, objecting, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, technology, modern life, problem, problemsPrenuptial Wedding Cake
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lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, prenup, prenups, prenuptial, prenuptial agreement, prenuptial agreements, agreement, agreements, arrangement, arrangements, wedding, weddings, wedding cake, wedding cakes, bride, brides, groom, grooms"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thin"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favor"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern life"You're really starting to bug me."
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marriage, marriages, married life, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, just married, argue, argument, arguments, fight, fights, bother, bothered, upset, annoy, annoyed, bug, angry, first argument, wedding reception, wedding receptionsA Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt
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wedding, weddings, wedding party, wedding parties, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, carrion, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, husband, husbands, groom, grooms, bride, brides, bridal party, bridal parties, hen night, hen nights, hen do, hen dos, bachelorette party, bachelorette partiesA sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
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bumper sticker, bumper stickers, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, tin can, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, just married, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, apologizing, apologising, apology, apologies, bride, brides, groom, grooms"Forget it, Carl."
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wedding topper, wedding toppers, wedding cake, wedding cakes, cake topper, cake toppers, cake, cakes, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding day, wedding days, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, love triangle, love triangles, ex, rejection, rejections, suitor, suitors, rejected suitor, rejected suitors"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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leg, legs, shave, shaves, gams, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, go out, goes out, going out, pretty, feel pretty, feels pretty, feeling pretty, gorgeous, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, groom, grooms, grooming, personal grooming, grooming habit, grooming habits"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride-to-be, having doubts, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, groom-to-be, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, nerves, nervous, pre-wedding jitters, man of your dreams, mr. right, soulmate, soulmates, romance, love, wedding day jitters, newspaper, newspapers, news, media, journalism, change, changes, constancy, dependable"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, starter, starters, beginning, practice, practices, practicing, practising, divorce, divorces, till death, forever, death, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, monogamy, bad sign, bad signs, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, mistake, mistakes, first marriage, first marriages, modern life"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wedding, weddings, wedding invitation, wedding invitations, invitation, invitations, invite, invites, please to announce, daughter, daughters, marriage announcement, marriage announcements, remarriage, second marriage, second marriages, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, modern life, modern relationships, another shot, trying again, bride, brides, groom, grooms"My client doesn't have to answer that."
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client, clients, legal representative, legal representatives, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, wedding vow, wedding vows, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding day, wedding days, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"
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jewish, judaism, religion, religions, religious, culture, cultural appropriation, misappropriation, power imbalance, cultural adoption, marriage, engaged, engagement, wedding planning, wedding planner, wedding planners, bride, brides, groom, grooms, special events, special event, wedding, weddings, fiance, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, white people, relationship, relationships, ignorance, ignorant, shpasik, jtoonsKing Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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religion, religious, bible, ancient, biblical, hebrew, old testament, kings, book of kings, judaism, christianity, king solomon, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, polygamy, polygamous, concubine, concubines, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, kiss, kissing, rabbi, rabbis, minister, ministers, fuss, tzimmes, yiddish, shpasik, jtoons"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."
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bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, liquor, liquors, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, commitment, commitments, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, cold feet, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunkenness"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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replacement, replacements, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, executive, executives, impulsive, impulsiveness, impulse decision, impulse decisions, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new recruit, hire on the spot, hires on the spot, groom, grooms, grooming, groom a replacement, grooms a replacement, grooming a replacement, hiring criteria, qualification, qualifications, qualified replacement, qualified replacements"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sacramental wine, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers