"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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"I'm thinking of waxing my back."
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"Did you switch conditioners?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
"You're a little too niche."
Attempted First Degree Edgar
"Another mustache sir?"
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"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."
"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"
"It makes you look years younger."
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"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."
"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."
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"May be I should part my hair on the right."
"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"
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"Sorry I'm late, chief - I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
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"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
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"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"
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"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"
Missing my hair.
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Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.
"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."
"I'm afraid it's beginning to show a little on top, Brother Francis."