"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
Tags:escargot, snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, terminology, term, terms, fancy, mollusk, mollusks, mollusc, molluscs, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, gross-out, eat, eats, eating, garden snail, garden snails, fancy restaurant, french cuisine, french, euphemism, euphemisms, mask, masks, masking, appetizing, appetising, unappetizing, unappetising
"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
Tags:fresh, fresh meat, beef, cow, cows, butcher, butchers, shop, shops, shopper, shopping, butcher shop, butchered, gore, gores, gore, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, gross out, gross-out, horror, horrify, horrific, horrifying, meat is murder, shock, shock factor, shock value, foodie, foodies
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, catheter, homo habilis, play on words, pun, puns, word play, word-play, age, old age, ageing, growing old, medical, gross out, gross-out, catheters, wheelchair, wheelchairs, incontinence, incontinent, get well, get well soon
Little Shop of Horrors
Tags:horror, horrors, gross, gross-out, grosses out, grossing out, ointment, ointments, false teeth, fear, fears, horror show, horror shows, salve, salves, nose hair, nose hairs, dentures, denture, earwax, bodily function, bodily functions, disgust, disgusting, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, chemist, chemists, phobia, phobias, phobic, nauseating
"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, tiny, small, irony, ironic, ironically, house, home, homes, basic, basics, couple, couples, married, married couple, metaphor, mirror, mimesis, metaphorical, metaphors, picky, picky eater, eaters, eating, cooking, home cook, home cooking, foodie, foodies, gross out, gross-out, lunch, lunches, argue, arguing, argument, arguments
"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
Tags:embroider, embroidery, embroidered, granny, grandma, memaw, gross, grossed, gross-out, gross out, cross stitch, cross-stitch, stitch, stitched, craft, crafts, crafty, knitting, knitted, grandmother, grandmothers, old age, old lady, hobby, hobbies, bedbug, bedbugs, yuck, bug, bugs, insect, insects, infest, infested, infestation, infestations, grandkid, grandkids, grandchildren, bad grandma
"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"
Tags:coffee, coffees, morning coffee, morning coffees, cup of coffee, bad, bad taste, bad tastes, bad-tasting, stale, stale coffee, cup of joe, cups of joe, horror, horror film, horror films, horror movie, horror movies, slasher, slashers, slasher film, slasher films, slasher movie, slasher movies, gross, gross-out, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, body, bodies
Boy Plays Flute With Backside
Tags:music, musicians, musical, sheet music, sheet, flute, flutes, instrumental, instrument, kid, kids, child, childish, fart, farting, toot, tooting, gross out, gross-out, ha ha, farts, wind instrument, wind, wind section, orchestra, orchestral, putting the wind back in wind instrument, classical, classical music, butt, butts, backside, bum, bums, toilet humor, toilet humour
"It probably tastes better than it looks!"
Tags:food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, out to eat, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, trash, trash can, trash-can, bin, bins, rubbish, left-over, left-overs, leftover, leftovers, garbage, garbage can, disgusting, gross, gross uot, gross-out, fine dining, high society, waiter, waiters, cheap, cheaper, cheap option, options, authentic, organic, horror, appearance, appearances
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
"Well I hope you're satisfied. Now you've scared the others away."
Tags:homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, squish, squash, gross, gross out, gross-out, scared, scared off