'Spinach: The Prequel'
"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
"Mommy, when will I blossom into a beautiful projection of male desire?"
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"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."
"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."
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"I can't imagine why no one ever thought of it before!"
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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
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Myra's Little Garden
"Look what I grew."
Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
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