Grow Up Cartoons

Man with a Plan

"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."

The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Act your birth order!"

Berlitz's Learn To Speak Adult

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"If you two don't stop bugging me, I'm never going to grow up and move out!"

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"I believe you've already met my associate, Tinker Bell."

"What do you want to bring to the table when you grow up?"

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"I don't wet the bed anymore. We pay someone to come in and wet it for me."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"