Man with a Plan
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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"Act your birth order!"
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Berlitz's Learn To Speak Adult
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"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
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"If you two don't stop bugging me, I'm never going to grow up and move out!"
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"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"
"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"
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"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"I believe you've already met my associate, Tinker Bell."
"What do you want to bring to the table when you grow up?"
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"I don't wet the bed anymore. We pay someone to come in and wet it for me."
"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers
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"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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