"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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David Blaine, Age 60
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"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
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'Spinach: The Prequel'
"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
"I think I'll let my hair grow."
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"Crocuses! It's spring!"
Pinocchio's Second Realization
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"Pass me another gray."
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Billboards being used as garden markers in farm fields to show where certain crops are located.
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
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"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."
"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."
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"I'm still hungry."
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"Martha Washington has whitefly."
The seven ages of dudes
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"I can't imagine why no one ever thought of it before!"
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"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."
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