"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, model, models, modeling, age, aging, aged, growing old, growing older, aging model, aging models, old age, job security, h.r., hr, sack, sacked, fire, firing, fired, terminated, retire, retiring, retired, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, lay off, lay offs, collaboration, collaborator, collaborators, discharge, discharged, let go, letting goA man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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dad, dads, grandpa, grandpas, father, fathers, grandfather, grandfathers, senior, seniors, growing up, growing old, growing older, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, war story, war stories, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, codger, codgers, penguin, penguins, iceberg, icebergs, complain, complaints, complainer, complaining, good old days"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, adult, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-upFull Moon
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing old"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
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death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageingAn old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street
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men, man, mirror image, mirror images, look-alike, look-alikes, dress-alike, doppleganger, doppelganers, double, doubles, twins, twin, duplicate, duplicates, clone, clones, copy, copies, similar, double-take, double-takes, double take, double takes, old vs. young, youth, young, younger, young man, young men, old, old man, old men, older, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, elderly, senior, cane, canes, future, street, streets, street scene, street scenes, suit, suits, men's clothingMan and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conversation, conversation, boring, dull, unexciting, stale, stagnant, stable, stability, romance, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, lack of excitement, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, stages of a relationship, recycle, recycled, recycling, talk, talks, talking, ltr, ltrs, long term relationship, long term relationships, variety"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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resolution, resolutions, new year, new year's, new years resolution, new years resolutions, impact, make an impact, making an impact, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, value, life, lives, evaluate, self-worth, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, depression, depressed, depressing, anxiety, anxieties, birthday, birthdays, elderly"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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throw your back out, throwing your back out, grow old, grows old, growing old, age, ages, aging, ageing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, play, plays, playing, back problem, back problems, back spasm, back spasms, health problem, health problems, spine, spines"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, romance, romantic, love, first meeting, first date, first dates, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, 50, fifty, mixed, ambivalent, undecided, unsure, feeling, feelings, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged"Old is when your daughter announces she's seeing a younger man."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, relationship, relationships, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, younger, man, men, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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candle in the wind, word play, play on words, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, dog, dogs, dog walking, dog walkers, dog walker, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, middle aged, unlikely, unlikely pair, successful marriage, die young, dies young, dying young, premature, premature death, premature deaths, grow old, grows old, growing old, memorial, memorials, infamous, gone too soon"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
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age, aging, unintentional, aged, growing old, older, old, old age, middle age, intentions, confused, confusion, time, times, chat, chatting, friend, friends, unexpected, unanticipated, surprised, regret, regrets"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"
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date, dates, dating, big date, big dates, live at home, lives at home, living at home, cardigan, cardigans, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, car, cars, borrow the car, borrowing the car, dress up, dressing up