"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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interior design, interior designer, interior designers, pillow, pillows, throw cushion, throw cushions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, keeping up appearances, following trends, too many pillows, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, household rule, household rules, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, mother and daughter, mothers and daughtersSlow- Distracted Children
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smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, modern technology, modern technologies, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, kid, kids, child, childhood, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, growing up, slow children, road sign, road signs, traffic sign, traffic signs"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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dad, dads, grandpa, grandpas, father, fathers, grandfather, grandfathers, senior, seniors, growing up, growing old, growing older, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, war story, war stories, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, codger, codgers, penguin, penguins, iceberg, icebergs, complain, complaints, complainer, complaining, good old days"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."
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aspiration, aspirations, aspire, aspires, aspiring, rich, riches, charity, charities, charitable program, charitable programs, affluent, affluence, upper class, upper classes, status, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, grow up, grows up, growing up, ideal job, ideal jobs, career goal, career goals, career, careers, goal, goals, greed, greedy, motivation, motivations, money-driven, money grubbing, money grubber, money grubbers"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, adult, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-up"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, fathers and sons, marry money, marrying money, spoilt child, spoilt children, privilege, privileges, privileged, silver spoon, strategic match, strategic matches, gold digger, gold diggers"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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remote, remote control, remote controls, tall tale, tall tales, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, war story, war stories, story, stories, grow up, grows up, growing up, tv, tvs, tv remote, tv remotes, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, walk, walks, walking, get up, getting up, smart device, smart devices, generation gap, generation gapsThe Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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life, stage of life, stages of life, sleepy, sleepiness, infant, infants, infancy, childhood, child, kid, kids, grow up, grows up, growing up, teen, teens, teenager, young adults, adult, adults, adulthood, grown up, middle age, middle aged, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, chronicle, chronicles, stage, stages, age, ages, ageing, aging"I don't have the heart to tell him what's going on with today's art market."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, art market, the art market, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, kids drawing, kids drawings, kid's drawing, kid's drawings, childs drawing, childs drawings, child's drawing, child's drawings, childrens drawings, children's drawing, protect, protection, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, artist, artists, aspiring artist, aspiring artists, hope and dreams, life goals"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, divorce, divorces, reminder, child rearing, kid, kids, child, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, reminders, mistake, mistakes, portrait, portraits, bad father, bad fathers, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
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cat, cats, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, moving, moving out, moving off, flying the nest, leaving the nest, empty nest, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mohers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, sun, sunlight, adult, adulthood, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, lazy, lazy cat, lazy cats, purpose, finding purpose, new life, new world, kid, kids, child, growing up, adulting"Please, Jason. Don't you want to grow up to be an autonomous person?"
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dependency issue, dependency issues, dependency, dependencies, apron strings, apron strings, newborn, newborns, toddler, toddlers, family life, family-life, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, separation anxiety, separation anxieties, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, babysit, parenting style, parenting styles"Some women to see you, Anne."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, daughter, daughters, father, fathers, they grow up fast, tween, tweens, tweenager, tweenagers, fashions, following trends, grown up"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, obedience training, judge, judges, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog training, puppy training, growing up, misdeed, misdeeds, naughty dog, naughty dogsThe First Day Back
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back to school, start of term, school, school days, college, colleges, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, grim reaper, the grim reaper, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, kids drawing, kids drawings, childs drawing, childs drawing, child's drawing, child's drawings, kid's drawing, kid's drawing, fridge art, deal, deal, pact, pacts, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, betray, betrayed, betrayal, betrayal, terrible twos, terrible 2s"Daddy, tell me a pilot."
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pilot, pilots, tv pilot, television pilot, series pilot, tv pilots, television pilots, film industry, tv industry, tv producer, television producer, tv producers, televsion producers, film producer, film producers, script, scripts, tv script, tv scripts, hollywood, film script, film scripts, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up"You may not recognize Bobby. He's turned into his father."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, adult kids, parent, parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, father-son relationship, turned into father, similar, similarities, aging, ageing, growing older, getting older, growing up, developing, development, family resemblanceFour Stages of Boyhood
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boy, boys, boyhood, good boy, good boys, old boy, old boys, good old boy, good old boys, growing up, growing older, men, man, manhood, variations, variants, grown up, wordplay, child, children, youth, youths, adolescence, adolescences, middle age, middle aged, old age, youth, youths"but I thought I had another, an older one."
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