The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"Some women to see you, Anne."
Four Stages of Boyhood
"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."
"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."
"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
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"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."
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"If you two don't stop bugging me, I'm never going to grow up and move out!"
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"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
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"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"
"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
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"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"
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"I've grown, and you haven't."
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"I believe you've already met my associate, Tinker Bell."
"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
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"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood
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Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
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"You used to be a lot more fun."
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