"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
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"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."
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"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"
"I've grown, and you haven't."
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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The Observation Deck of Apartment 2-N
"1991 never really did grow up."
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"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'
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"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"
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