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"If you two don't stop bugging me, I'm never going to grow up and move out!"
"God, when did you turn into my mother?"
"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"
"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."
"Don't forget to click Reply."
The Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry
"I feel like I need you less and less, Mom, now that I can make myself feel guilty all on my own."
"Once she went off to college, we turned her room into storage space for all our protest signs."