"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."
A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
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"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."
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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
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"Remember when the old guys were on top and the young guys were on the bottom?"
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"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."
"I heard something snap."
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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."
Uncle Murray Weekly
"What makes you think a dwindling libido can't be very sexy in a man?"
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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"
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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
For Witches of a Certain Age
"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."
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