Man with a Plan
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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Berlitz's Learn To Speak Adult
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"I believe you've already met my associate, Tinker Bell."
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood
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"When will you grow up about sex and lose interest in it?"
"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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"I liked you better as a distant memory."
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"All right. Time to grow up."
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Grants & Recipients
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"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"
"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
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"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."
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"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"
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Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
The Runaway Bunny
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"Now that you've come of age, son, I think it's time your old dad let you in on our little family curse."