"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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"They're all sons of bitches."
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
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God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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Dog joins the busking instead of attacking
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"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
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"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"
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"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
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"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
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"Mrs. Gilray says women aren't going to take it anymore. Pass it on."
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"David believes in multiple universes—all of them lousy."
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Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.
"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."
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The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
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