"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
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The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
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Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.
The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
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"He picked up some kind of anger in England in the late fifties, and he's never been able to shake it."
"I'm not in one of my moods. I'm in one of your moods."
"I'm between dirty looks."
A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.
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"Just in case you were wondering, I'm shielding you from my moods."
"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
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"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"
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"We have to go now. Robert's façade is beginning to crumble."
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"Do you think people had a nice time?"
Tags:countryside, country holiday, country holidays, country vacation, country vacations, walking, walker, walkers, walking holiday, walking holidays, walking vacation, walking vacations, rambler, ramblers, rambling, hiking, hiker, hikers, city life, city dweller, city dwellers, grumpy, grumpiness, miserable, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing
"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"
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The Sullen 40-To-54-Year-Old Demographic
"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."
"We'd love to, Fran, but I'm afraid we;ll have to take a rain check. With us, Christmas is traditionally a family day."
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