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Grumpy Cartoons
Grumpy cartoon 1 of 110
"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
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bad temper, bad tempers, locals, regulars, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, grumpy, grump, grumps, mean, old men, old man, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talkGrumpy cartoon 2 of 110
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
Grumpy cartoon 3 of 110
"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
Grumpy cartoon 4 of 110
"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
Grumpy cartoon 5 of 110
"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"
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angry, anger, temper, age, disappointment, disappointed, confused, angered, angers, old, retirement, newspapers, news, headlines, controversy, controversial, confusion, disbelief, outrage, outraged, old age, grandparent, grumpy, tetchy, testy, irritable, irritatedGrumpy cartoon 6 of 110
"I suggest you air your woes through the media."
Grumpy cartoon 7 of 110
No Surprises
Grumpy cartoon 8 of 110
"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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perky, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, frustrate, frustrates, annoying, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, frenemy, frenemies, yap, yaps, yappy, dog, dogs, chihuahua, chihuahuas, bloodhound, bloodhounds, grump, grumps, grumpy, cheerful, cheerfulness, sunny, disposition, dispositionsGrumpy cartoon 9 of 110
"They're all sons of bitches."
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bitch, bitches, dog, dogs, men, complain, complaining, complains, misandry, man-hater, man-haters, man-hating, son of a bitch, sons of bitches, dating, single life, angry, grumpy, grump, grumps, girls night out, girls nights out, girls night, poodle, poodlesGrumpy cartoon 10 of 110
Grumpy Banker
Grumpy cartoon 11 of 110
"You tested positive for being negative."
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, test, testing, tests, test result, test results, result, results, positive, negative, optimist, pessimist, optimism, pessimism, unclear, over complicated, complicate, complicated, positive for being negative, mood, moods, grumpy, bad mood, negative outlook, outlook, pessimistsGrumpy cartoon 12 of 110
"How come I never see that smile?"
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irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, naggingGrumpy cartoon 13 of 110
"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, food, salsa, diet, diets, health, healthy, eating habits, mental health, mood swings, psychology, grumpy, angry.moody, emotional, depression, bipolar, manic depression, trigger, triggersGrumpy cartoon 14 of 110
"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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fantasy, dreaming, hoping, dream, grumpy, resentful, resent, reverse, inverse, inverted, asocial, dislikes, people person, stubborn, narrow minded, intolerant, utopia, jaded, tired, bored, self-interest, self-interested, self-centered, self-centred, selfish, callous, diva, divas, antisocial, expectation, expectations, expectantGrumpy cartoon 15 of 110
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
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bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggressive energy, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, age, ageing, getting on, getting old, still got it, old curmudgeon, old curmudgeons, anger, angry, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, alcohol, bar, pubGrumpy cartoon 16 of 110
"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, angerGrumpy cartoon 17 of 110
God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."
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god, omg, oh my god, abbreviation, abbreviations, acronym, acronyms, o.m.g., grump, grumps, grumpy, almighty, easy chair, easy chairs, displeased, angry, angered, upset, textspeak, text speak, fedup, fed up, heavens, heavenGrumpy cartoon 18 of 110
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-ageGrumpy cartoon 19 of 110
"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, arts, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, nagging, canvas, interpretation, artistic flair, artistic license, license, licenseGrumpy cartoon 20 of 110
"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
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witch, witches, witched, card, cards, christmas cards, christmas, christmases, greeting, seasons, holiday, holidays, witchcraft, cat, cats, myth, myths, legend, legends, character, characters, bitter, grumpy, impolite, necromancer, necromancers, odd, celebration, celebrationsGrumpy cartoon 21 of 110
Dog joins the busking instead of attacking
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sing, singing, busk, busking, busks, busked, busker, buskers, noise pollution, annoy, annoying, outside, loud, louder, loud, music, musical, instrument, instruments, accordion, accordions, dog, dogs, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, unexpected, useless, attack, howl, howling, sing along, grumpy, grump, annoyed, irritate, irritated, noisy, accordion player, accordion players, noiseGrumpy cartoon 22 of 110
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windowsGrumpy cartoon 23 of 110
"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."
Grumpy cartoon 24 of 110
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, going home, coming home, home time, hometime, switch, switched, swap, swapped, woof, irritating, irritant, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, human traits, human trait, human characterstiucs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, grumpy, grump, disgruntled, bad day at work, lousy day, bad day, bad days, pay back, pay-back, taste of your own medicine, karma, revenge, inconsiderateGrumpy cartoon 25 of 110
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adultsMore cartoons with the keyword 'grumpy'