"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."
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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."
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"No guarantees, right?"
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"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."
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"This consumer durable isn't."
"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."
"You're going to meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger who's been burned twice and is looking for guarantees."
"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."
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