"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, border collie, border collies, child, children, kid, kids, colouring, coloring, colour, colors, coloring book, coloring books, colouring book, colouring books, coloring page, coloring pages, colouring page, colouring pages, draw, drawing, crayon, crayons, marker, markers, coloured pencil, coloured pencils, colored pencil, colored pencils, pencil crayon, pencil crayons, line, lines, within the lines, border, borders, watching, watch, guard, guarding, monitor, monitoring, child, children, kid, kids, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, wordplay
"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
Tags:protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
Tags:home, homes, house, houses, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, beware, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, fence, fences, protection, guarding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, home security, personal security, crime
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement
"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."
Tags:guard, guarding, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, guard duty, attack, attacking, attack dog, attack dogs, litigation, law, laws, legal, legal action, crime, crimes, criminal, lawyer, lawyers, prosecution, prosecutions, prosecute, indictment, talented, action, charge, talent, unrealistic, pet, pets
"Under New Management"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, cat, cats, shepherd, shepherds, watching, watching over, guarding, flock, flocks, her, herds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, hillside, under new management, new management, store, stores, shop, shops, restaurant, restaurants, retail, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, sign, signs
Bay-Leaf Watch'You, in the dark-green three-piece suit, eating the bouillabaisse! You've got one on your spoon! Repeat—you've got one on your spoon!'
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, bay leaf, bay leaves, spice, spices, herb, herbs, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, guarding, watch, watching, warning, warnings, soup, safety, food safety, water safety, protection, security, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, famous, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, customer, customers, patron, patrons, helpful, pun, puns, wordplay, word play
"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
Tags:religion, religious, heaven, god, angel, angels, watch over, watching over, guard, guarding, protect, protecting, christianity, christian, christians, pretend, pretending, make-believe, human, humans, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, impossible, overworked, limited time, confession, confessions, confessing, admission, admissions, admitting
Gateway to Mr. Beck
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding
"Never mind why. Just watch her until I get back."
Authorized Personnel Only
An armed guard watches over a school's supply room.
Tags:military, guard, guard, armed guard, soldier, soldiers, on guard, guarding, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, school supplies, funding, politics, money, precious, valuable, supply room, supply rooms, controlled, limited, limited supply, textbook, textbooks, paper, stationery, resources
"We could always regift it."
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crime, crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, same, twin, twins, similar, face, faces, head, heads, feature, features, look-alike, look-alikes, lion-dog, lion-dogs, komainu, shrine, shrines, temple, temples, guardian, guardians, guard, guards, guarding, asian, asia, spirits, spirit, demon, demons, shinto, buddhism, good dog, relationship, relationships
Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life-guarding, guarding, watching, safety, lifeguard stand, lifeguard stands, lifeguard chair, lifeguard chairs, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, on duty, sign, signs, unattractive, ugly, beauty, handsome, good-looking, beautiful, stereotype, stereotypes, summer job, summer jobs
"It's a break!"
Tags:jailbreak, jailbreaks, nursery, nurseries, premature, baby, babies, infant, infants, maternity ward, maternity wards, breakout, breakouts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, escape, escapes, escaping, crawl, crawls, crawling, flee, flees, fleeing, guard, guards, guarding, hospital, hospitals, new parent, new parents, fear, fears