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Guards Cartoons
Guards cartoon 1 of 63
"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
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merch, merchandise, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, shirt, shirts, t-shirt gun, t-shirt guns, t-shirt launcher, t-shirt launchers, t-shirt cannon, t-shirt cannons, viking, vikings, knight, knights, guard, guards, riot, riots, castle, castles, medieval, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invaded, distraction, distractions, siege, siegesGuards cartoon 2 of 63
"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, happiness, happy, depression, mental health, sadness, sad, unhappy, security, frisk, frisking, search, searching, screening, protection, secret service, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, guard, guards, government, governments, terrorism, modern lifeGuards cartoon 3 of 63
"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
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protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatryGuards cartoon 4 of 63
Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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home, homes, house, houses, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, beware, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, fence, fences, protection, guarding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, home security, personal securityGuards cartoon 5 of 63
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
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guard, guards, throne room, throne rooms, throne, thrones, royal guard, royal guards, royal, royals, royalty, hammock, hammocks, lazy, laziness, crown, crowns, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack, slacked, slacking off, slacked off, slack offGuards cartoon 6 of 63
"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."
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art, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, security, security guard, security guards, staff, guard, guards, job, jobs, work, motivation, lazy, no motivation, phoning it in, tired, no effort, no enthusiasm, noticed, notice, unnoticeableGuards cartoon 7 of 63
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
Guards cartoon 8 of 63
"I understand they have some lovely things."
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protection, security, security system, security systems, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, cctv, closed circuit television, home defence, home defense, armed, secure, protected, safety, safe, protect, guard, guards, guardian, guardians, gate, gates, locked, alarm, alarms, burglar alarm, burglar alarms, wealthy, rich, affluent, well-off, the one percent, the 1%, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, estate, estates, property, propertiesGuards cartoon 9 of 63
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourGuards cartoon 10 of 63
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
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moat, moats, castle, castles, guard, guards, siege, sieges, storming the castle, stormed the castle, emotional baggage, date, dates, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, love-lifeGuards cartoon 11 of 63
"Country Club Dungeon"
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dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisoners, guard, guards, officer, officers, customer service, service, good service, good customer service, room service, snack, snacks, snacktime, snack time, country club, country clubs, fancy, expensive, swanky, posh, upscale, club, clubs, private club, private clubs, members only club, members only clubs, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cushy, comfortable, white-collar, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, social status, class, high-societyGuards cartoon 12 of 63
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafeGuards cartoon 13 of 63
"Can I get that to go?"
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jail, jails, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison cell, prison cells, imprison, imprisoned, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, incarcerated, incarcerate, incarceration, behind bars, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, brig, brigs, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, warden, wardens, prison warden, prison wardens, take-out, take out, take-out order, take out order, ordering take-out, ordering take out, trick question, trick questionsGuards cartoon 14 of 63
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be trueGuards cartoon 15 of 63
"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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warden, wardens, condemned, condemned man, spirit, spirits, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, jail, jails, jailed, criminal, crime and punishment, criminals, capital punishment, execution, execute, executes, executioner, executioners, death, dead, dying, dead man, dead man walking, death penalty, penalty, the chair, electric chair, electric chairs, smile, smiling, content, contented, content with his lotGuards cartoon 16 of 63
Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.
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heist, heists, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, bank heist, bank heists, robbery, robber, robbers, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, cybercriminal, cyber-criminal, flee, flees, fleeing, scene of the crime, online banking, internet banking, mobile banking, guard, guards, bank guard, bank guards, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, white collar crime, injustice, classism, classist, perp, perps, perpetrator, perpetrators, unequal system of justiceGuards cartoon 17 of 63
"This date isn't going well, is it?"
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date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guardsGuards cartoon 18 of 63
"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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animal, animals, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, guard, guards, law, laws, law and order, rights, nature, wild, captive, animal rights, set free, miranda rights, police, policemen, policewomen, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, crimes, criminal, criminals, authority, authority figure, authority figures, innocent, innocentsGuards cartoon 19 of 63
Gateway to Mr. Beck
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guardingGuards cartoon 20 of 63
"Let's focus on the case before you start thinking about befriending a guard."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, case, cases, focus, focusing, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, security, guard, guards, befriending, befriend, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, hopelessGuards cartoon 21 of 63
"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, guardian, guardians, chasing, running, running away, escaping, following, threatening, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagreeing, surprised, surprise, shock, shocked, death threat, death threats, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, history, historical, medievalGuards cartoon 22 of 63
Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap
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castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval history, historical, creature, creatures, undocumented history, griffin, griffins, myththological, mythology, ye olde, olde, england, olde england, guard, guards, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, cat flap, cat-flap, cat flapGuards cartoon 23 of 63
"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobbying, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guard, guards, knight, knightsGuards cartoon 24 of 63
"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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title, titles, doctor, doctors, phdphds, doctorate, doctorates, graduate school, postgraduate, postgraduates, doctoral, degree, degrees, prison, number, numbers, name, names, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, inmate, inmates, guard, guards, officer, officers, warden, wardens, self-important, ego, vanity, vainGuards cartoon 25 of 63
"You may approach the giant novelty chair."
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, chair, chairs, novelty chair, novelty chairs, hand, hands, approach, petitioner, petitioners, citizen, citizens, servant, servants, guard, guards, giant, large, huge, big, strange, unusual, symbol, symbols, symbolicMore cartoons with the keyword 'guards'