"I've just found out what happened to the Hendersons."
"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
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"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoons
Concierge in Heaven
"Yes, I'm still working on it."
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David Blaine, Age 60
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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."
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"You remember Champ. . ."
"And thanks for the potluck."
Tags:noahs arc, noah's arc, genesis, book of genesis, great flood, the great flood, old testament, the old testament, lion, lions, potluck, potlucks, guest, guests, host, hosts, good host, good hosts, lion, lions, food chain, food chains, predator, predators, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, dinner guest, dinner guests
"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, ordering, order, orders, menu, menus, food, meal, meals, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, advice, tuna salad, amazing, delicious, tasty, great, dining, diners, diners, customer, customers, customer service, service, patron, patrons, guest, guests
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology
"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."
Tags:wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, bore, bores, boring, grenache, varietal, varietals, sommelier, sommeliers, sarcasm, sarcastic, wine tasting, wine tasting, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, irony, ironic, dinner party, dinner parties, lecture, lectures, lecturing
"Supposedly he's some kind of a person in his own right."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gossip, gossipers, gossiper, party conversation, cocktail conversation, guest, guests, in his own right, sayings, saying, smack talking, talking smack, upper class, upper classes, boastful, idiom, idioms, husband, husbands, accomplishment, accomplishments, feminist, feminism, patriarchy, patriarchies
"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
"I brought some work home with me."
Tags:work from home, coworkers, coworker, meeting, meetings, working from home, marriage, married life, married, husband, husbands, wives, wife, businessman, businessmen, work a holic, work-a-holic, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addiction, bring work home, working after hours, uninvited guests, guest, guests, unexpected visitors, visitor, offices, office work, worker, working, team, teamwork
Tags:coordinator, coordinators, office assistant, office assistants, secretary, secretaries, waiting room, waiting rooms, title, titles, job title, job titles, job, jobs, patient, patience, wait, waits, waiting, visitor, visitors, visiting, visit, visits, guest, guests, guest coordinator, guest coordinators
"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, party planning, party planner, party planners, seat, seats, seating, seating arrangement, seating arrangements, seating plan, seating plans, seating chart, seating charts, party, parties, dinner, dinners, guest, guests, diner, diners, alternate, windbag, windbags, talker, talkers, hard-of-hearing, waiter, waiters, server, servers, conversation, conversations, banquet, banquets
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, customer service, service, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, sit, seat, seated, seats, table, tables, served, bad service, good service, slow service, customer, customers, guest, guests, patron, patrons, nosy, curious
JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY
Tags:television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programmes, reality, talk show, talk shows, tabloid talk show, tabloid talk shows, trash tv, daytime television, scandal, scandals, scandalous, guest, guests, juicer, juicers, orange, oranges, fruit, fruits, food, entertainment
"Actually, I wear two hats."
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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."
Tags:introductions, introduce, introduced, introduction, astaire, fred, fred and ginger, rogers, ginger rogers, fred astaire, high society, heard that one before, if i had a, dancing, dance, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, classic cinema, cinema, film, films, classics, movie, movies, musical, music, croon, crooners, crooner, entertainment, entertain, socialite, socialise, socialising, not what you expect, expectation, expectations, reality, realities, cocktail, cocktail party, parties, party, dinner party, guest, guests