"Do you have any why-to books?"
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art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisersWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
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pregnancy, pregnancies, guide, guides, guideline, guidelines, igor, frankenstein, doctor frankenstein, expecting, baby, babies, offspring, new parent, new parents, parenting, parenting book, parenting books, book, books, advice, parenting book, parenting books, anticipate, new arrival, new arrivals, mad scientist, mad scientists, science experiment, science experiments, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, companion, introductory, guide, guides, real estate, estate agent, real estate agent, real estate agents, agency, instruction, instruction book, instruction books"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, leech, leeches, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, pond scum, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes, immune, immunity, fear, fears, fearful, phobia, phobias, vermiphobia, vermiphobic, helminthophobia, scoleciphobia, leeching, guide, guidesComing to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
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greek, greek mythology, greece, ancient greek, ancient, ancient greece, mythology, mythological, myth, myths, legend, legends, maze, mazes, minotaur, minotaurs, friendly, guide, guides, friend, lost, lose, labyrinth, labyrinths, minor, king minos, daedalus, ovid, knossos, peace, peaceful, expectation, expected, solution, solutions, solve, solving, solving problems, mediation"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."
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maze, mazes, office cubicle, office cubicles, office worker, office workers, fire, fires, fired, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, firing, firings, sackings, map, maps, sense of direction, directions, guide, guides, office drone, office drones, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, lab mouse, lab mice, animal experiment, animal experiments, way out"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, bandit, bandits, robber, robbers, posse, job, jobs, hobbies, hobby, understated, understatement, vacation, vacations, guide, guides, tour, tours, tour guide, tour guides, ranch, ranches, unenthusiastic, dude ranch"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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ad, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising, combination, commercials, commercial, guide, household, infomercials, infomercial, instruction, instructions, magic, objects, recipe, table trick, magic trick, magic tricks, trade secret, trade secrets, magician, magicians, magic act, magic acts, mankoffDouble-Decker Walking Tours.
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tour, tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, cheap, frugal, walking tour, walking tours, piggyback, piggybacks, double-decker, double-deckers, bus, buses, tour bus, tour buses, guide, guides, tour guide, tour guides, passenger, passengers, transportation"I didn't trailblaze today."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, trailblaze, trailblazing, trailblazer, trailblazers, success, fail, failure, succeed, disappointed, disappointment, work, working, worker, workers, make a difference, pave the way, help others, guide"This is why you read the instructions."
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urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city life"I'm sorry, but according to my Zagat Guide to Street People, you shouldn't even be here."
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
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angel, angels, angelic, religious, halo, ear, ears, body, body humour, businessmen, moral, morality, morals, guidance, guide, spirit guide, moral guidance, religious guidance, religion, advice, advise, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, advising, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, bodies, weird, weirdly, business man, businessmen, businessman, fairy, fairy godmother, fairies"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, swear in, swearing in, witness, witnesses, witness standing, questioning, bible, bibles, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, guide, guides, magazine, magazines, entertainment, trend, trends, trendy, television judge, television judges, modern life"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
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tourism, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tour guide, tour guides, guide, guides, tour leader, tour leaders, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing tour, sightseeing tours, tour bus, tour buses, sightseeing bus, sightseeing buses, guided tour, guided tours, bus tour, bus tours, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, ex-wife, ex-wives, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, divorces, separation, split, bitter, love, hostile, resentful, estranged, painful, bad, terrible, horrible, broken, heart, broken-hearted, too much information, tmi, deli, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, homes, landmark, landmarksGet to Know Your Cryptos
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cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, crypto, cryptos, bitcoin, bitcoins, flood the market, floods the market, flooding the market, coin, coins, oversaturated, oversaturation, saturation, market saturation, identify, identifies, identification, identifications, guide, guides, manual, manuals, instruction manual, instruction manualsA Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
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