"Do you have any why-to books?"
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"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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What to Expect When You're Expecting
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"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"
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"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
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"Try twenty-three left."
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"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
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"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."
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"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."
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"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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Double-Decker Walking Tours.
"I didn't trailblaze today."
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"This is why you read the instructions."
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What To Expect When You Were Not Expecting This
"You're fired. Pass it on."
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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"I'm sorry, but according to my Zagat Guide to Street People, you shouldn't even be here."
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
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"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "
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"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
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"Absolutely, up to a point you were a great mentor."
"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."
A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
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A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
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