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Guide Cartoons
Guide cartoon 1 of 29
"Do you have any why-to books?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, self help, self-help, help, how to, how-to, manual, manuals, guide, guides, why, point, what's the point, existential, existentialism, existential crisis, depressed, depress, get well soon, cheer up, sympathy, sympathiesGuide cartoon 2 of 29
"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisersGuide cartoon 3 of 29
What to Expect When You're Expecting
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pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, guide, guides, guideline, guidelines, igor, frankenstein, doctor frankenstein, expecting, baby, babies, offspring, new parent, new parents, parenting, parenting book, parenting books, book, books, advice, parenting book, parenting books, anticipate, new arrival, new arrivals, mad scientist, mad scientists, science experiment, science experiments, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratoriesGuide cartoon 4 of 29
"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, companion, introductory, guide, guides, real estate, estate agent, real estate agent, real estate agents, agency, instruction, instruction book, instruction booksGuide cartoon 5 of 29
"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, leech, leeches, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, pond scum, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes, immune, immunity, fear, fears, fearful, phobia, phobias, vermiphobia, vermiphobic, helminthophobia, scoleciphobia, leeching, guide, guidesGuide cartoon 6 of 29
Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
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poet, poets, buddy, buddy movie, opposite, opposites, contrast, contrasting, dante, publius vergilius maro, virgil, durante degli alighieri, dante alighieri, poetry, poems, dante's inferno, dantes inferno, writer, writers, epic poetry, epics, divine comedy, dante's guide, guide, guide through hell, purgatory, cinema, film, trope, genre, comedia, historyGuide cartoon 7 of 29
"Try twenty-three left."
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spirit, spirit guide, totem, guardian, guardian angel, angel, angels, angelic, guide, muse, muses, safe, safes, safecracker, safecracking, cracking, cracking the code, code, codes, lock, locks, locked, secure, secured, security, heaven, robber, robbery, robbing, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, burglar, burgled, help, helpful, chaotic goodGuide cartoon 8 of 29
"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
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greek, greek mythology, greece, ancient greek, ancient, ancient greece, mythology, mythological, myth, myths, legend, legends, maze, mazes, minotaur, minotaurs, friendly, guide, guides, friend, lost, lose, labyrinth, labyrinths, minor, king minos, daedalus, ovid, knossos, peace, peaceful, expectation, expected, solution, solutions, solve, solving, solving problems, mediationGuide cartoon 9 of 29
"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."
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maze, mazes, office cubicle, office cubicles, office worker, office workers, fire, fires, fired, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, firing, firings, sackings, map, maps, sense of direction, directions, guide, guides, office drone, office drones, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, lab mouse, lab mice, animal experiment, animal experiments, way outGuide cartoon 10 of 29
"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, bandit, bandits, robber, robbers, posse, job, jobs, hobbies, hobby, understated, understatement, vacation, vacations, guide, guides, tour, tours, tour guide, tour guides, ranch, ranches, unenthusiastic, dude ranchGuide cartoon 11 of 29
"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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ad, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising, combination, commercials, commercial, guide, household, infomercials, infomercial, instruction, instructions, magic, objects, recipe, table trick, magic trick, magic tricks, trade secret, trade secrets, magician, magicians, magic act, magic acts, mankoffGuide cartoon 12 of 29
Double-Decker Walking Tours.
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tour, tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, cheap, frugal, walking tour, walking tours, piggyback, piggybacks, double-decker, double-deckers, bus, buses, tour bus, tour buses, guide, guides, tour guide, tour guides, passenger, passengers, transportationGuide cartoon 13 of 29
"I didn't trailblaze today."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, trailblaze, trailblazing, trailblazer, trailblazers, success, fail, failure, succeed, disappointed, disappointment, work, working, worker, workers, make a difference, pave the way, help others, guideGuide cartoon 14 of 29
"This is why you read the instructions."
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instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignoresGuide cartoon 15 of 29
What To Expect When You Were Not Expecting This
Guide cartoon 16 of 29
"You're fired. Pass it on."
Guide cartoon 17 of 29
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city lifeGuide cartoon 18 of 29
"I'm sorry, but according to my Zagat Guide to Street People, you shouldn't even be here."
Guide cartoon 19 of 29
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
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angel, angels, angelic, religious, halo, ear, ears, body, body humour, businessmen, moral, morality, morals, guidance, guide, spirit guide, moral guidance, religious guidance, religion, advice, advise, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, advising, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, bodies, weird, weirdly, business man, businessmen, businessman, fairy, fairy godmother, fairiesGuide cartoon 20 of 29
"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, swear in, swearing in, witness, witnesses, witness standing, questioning, bible, bibles, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, guide, guides, magazine, magazines, entertainment, trend, trends, trendy, television judge, television judges, modern lifeGuide cartoon 21 of 29
"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
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tourism, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tour guide, tour guides, guide, guides, tour leader, tour leaders, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing tour, sightseeing tours, tour bus, tour buses, sightseeing bus, sightseeing buses, guided tour, guided tours, bus tour, bus tours, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, ex-wife, ex-wives, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, divorces, separation, split, bitter, love, hostile, resentful, estranged, painful, bad, terrible, horrible, broken, heart, broken-hearted, too much information, tmi, deli, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, homes, landmark, landmarksGuide cartoon 22 of 29
"Absolutely, up to a point you were a great mentor."
Guide cartoon 23 of 29
"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."
Guide cartoon 24 of 29
A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
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building, buildings, high rise, high rises, tower, towers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, observation deck, observation decks, fall, falls, falling, fall off, falls off, falling off, long fall, long falls, accident, accidents, accidental, you are here, guide, guides, sign, signs, orient, orients, orienting, orientation, lost, get lost, getting lostGuide cartoon 25 of 29
A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
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tuxedo, tuxedos, tuxedo shirt, tuxedo shirt, t-shirt, t-shirts, tuxedo t-shirt, tuxedo t-shirts, tacky, tackiness, fashion faux pas, faux pas, fashion don't, outfit, outfits, unprofessional, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, instructions, guide, guides, fashionista, fashionistas, ironic, hipster, hipsters, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, classy, classlessMore cartoons with the keyword 'guide'