A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
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Heads Will Roll
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A football team lines up under a guillotine.
"I feel so vulnerable right now."
"I keep telling Mother our generation is interested in experiences not things."
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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
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"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
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Aiming the Head
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"The bagels—they just keep getting bigger, no?"
"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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"O.K., right about now I'll bet you're thinking, What's the catch?"
"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
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"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."
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Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall
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"What a pro."
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"There he goes – my great white whale."
"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."
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Olive Martini Guillotine
"Any moment now, Sire, they'll get outrage fatigue."
"I'm just the anesthesiologist."
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