Guilt Cartoons

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"

"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"

"Is that one of the emotions people talk about?"

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."