In a Quandary
"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."
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The World's First Genetically Engineered Human Hits Adolescence
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"That martyred look won't get you anywhere with me!"
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"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."
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"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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"Guilt is my chauffeur."
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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."
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"Your mother just wants to let you know that she's finally over her postpartum depression."
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"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."
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Fish bring a sardine can out in a casket at a fancy restaurant.
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"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"
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A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
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The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
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New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World
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My Gay Son Never Calls
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"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
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Now at the Adult Pound
"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"
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