"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
Tags:judge, judges, court, courtrooms, courtroom, law, laws, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense, defence, defense attorney, prosecutor, solicitor, barrister, trial lawyer, defense attorneys, judging, ruling, rules, indignant, individual, individuals, character, characters, trial lawyers, defendant, defendants, guilty, not guilty, guilt, jury, honor, juries, weak defense
"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
Tags:jury, juries, juror, jurors, bailiff, execute, execution, executes, guilt, guilty, trial, trials, trialing, verdict, verdicts, verdicts, ethic, ethics, moral, morals, morality, harsh, just, justice, law, laws, innocent, guilt, guilty, execution, executes, execute, capital punishment, punishment, unfair
"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
Tags:raised voice, raised voices, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, cute, cuteness, guilt inducing, apology, apologies, judge, judges, sorry, cry, cries, crying, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, shout, shouts, shouting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, adorable
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"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."
"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, guilt, guilty, report card, report cards, bad grades, bad marks, bungle, mistake, mistakes, badly done, messed up
"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
Tags:consumer, consumers, consumption, carrying capacity, resources, resource, earth, save the planet, saving the planet, greed, greedy, planet's resource, american, americans, environmentalist, environmentalists, selfish, selfishness, worthy, unworthy, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, hope, hopes, over-consume, over-consuming, overconsume, overconsuming, overuse, overusing, guilt, guilty, guilt-inducing
"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, pollute, pollutes, pollution, bad boy, bad boys, rebel, rebels, attraction, attractions, attractive, environment, women, bar, men, guilty, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, tough guy, tough guys, hot, hot guy, hot guys, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, mankoff
"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, illegal, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusing
"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
Tags:flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problems
"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."
Tags:guilty, plead guilty, pleading guilty, guilty plea, sentence, sentences, sentencing, white-collar, white-collar crime, white-collar crimes, injustice, injustices, unequal justice, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, criminal, criminals, confession, confessions, prison, prisons, prison time, jail, jails, jail time, inequality, unequal, justice, justice system
"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, guilty, verdict, verdicts, sentence, sentencing, fashion, style, clothing, clothes, flaunting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, fashion crime, crime against fashion, fashion police, fashion don't, unattractive, fashion sense, personal style, personal appearance, gaudy, flashy, showy
"I'm sorry- I was wrong."
Tags:apologies, apologise, male entitlement, male privilege, sport, sports, sport commentators, sports commentator, sports commentating, broadcasting, sports broadcasting, guilt, guilty, admission of guilt, gender issues, sorry, narration, argument, argue, disagree, disagreement, fight, football, american football, hail mary, hail mary pass, hail mary football, damage limitation
"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
Tags:law, laws, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, acquittal, acquit, defendant, defendants, defense, defense attorney, attorney, attorneys, defense attorneys, lucky, leeway, bitter, bitterness, innocent, innocence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, guilt, guilty, disappointed, disappointment, exoneration, judge, judges, judged
"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."
Tags:dna, tennis, tennis ball, tennis balls, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, mob, mobs, mob boss, mob bosses, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, game, games, criminal, criminals, organized crime, organised crime, guilt, forensic, forensics, forensic evidence, establish guilt, establishing guilt
"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, speech, speeches, instinct, instincts, innocent, guilty, mistake, mistakes, error, errors
"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"
"Is that one of the emotions people talk about?"
Tags:emotion, emotions, emotional, fire, fires, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, guilt, guilty, indifference, indifference, sociopath, sociopathic, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathic, let go, boss, bosses, manager, managers, feeling, feelings, bigwig, bigwigs, fat cat, fat cats, fatcat, fatcats, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"I ran across something today you don't see much anymore—a guilty conscience."
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"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."
Tags:picky eater, picky eaters, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feed, feeds, feeding, feeder, feeders, overfeed, overfeeds, overfeeding, eat, eats, eating, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilty, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, intrusive, butt in, butts in, butting in, son, sons
"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, above the law, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, blame, blaming, blame game, defending, fault, guilty, social status, elite, elites