Guilty Cartoons

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."

"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."

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"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"

"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"

"Is that one of the emotions people talk about?"

"I ran across something today you don't see much anymore—a guilty conscience."

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"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."

"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."