"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."
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3 Card Monte
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
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The Last of the Passenger Pigeons
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They Shop Among Us
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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
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"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
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"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
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"It's our credulity tax—we owe seventy-two hundred dollars."
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"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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"Evan has a syndrome where he cheats on me and does a lot of recreational drugs, but I forget the medical name for it."
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"It's lovely. Did you do it yourself?"
"They stoop to dirty politics because they care."
"Oh, but look at his smile, maybe I'll vote for him."
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"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."
Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
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"I do think twice before believing anything I read online. I think, 'Really?' then 'o.k.'."
Trump Comes Clean: "Just a Joke, Folks"
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"They're not playing video games. They're helping to overthrow evil dictatorships."
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"And to think if I hand't been home having dinner I might have missed this wonderful investment opportunity."