"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."
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A traffic light says "WALK", then "CHEW GUM" , then "WALK" again, while the nearby pedestrians obey it.
Somewhere in Ohio a chicken analyzes its relationship with chiclets.
Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine
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"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
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'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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"It looks like Ted is out of gumballs... meeting adjourned."
A few days in the life of pocket lint. . .