"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."
"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."
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"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
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"No. 319. A long silk-organza halter dress with arabesque crystal beading. With it Clarisse carries an unobtrusive .38 revolver with a handle of cloisonné enamel."
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"Both sides described the meeting as a full and free exchange of bullets."
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"Flak jackets are in aisle twelve."
The president visits Toledo, Ohio, to pay his respects."
Texas Dashboard Organizer
"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"
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Cambridge Supplies, Inc. - Back to School Special
"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"
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"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"
"He's sweet but he's a registered gun nut."
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"Go to bed!""No!"
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