"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."
"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"
"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."
Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian
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"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"
"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."
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"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
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"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."
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"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
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"Hello, Ma? Quick, turn on the TV!"
"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."
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"Could I ask you two to move closer together?"
"They make me look hippy, right?"
The Duel's Innocent Victims
"Wow. Great fusillade."
Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys