"I tell you there isn't going to be any insurrection."
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"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."
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"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."
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'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
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"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"It helps prevent side collisions."
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"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."
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"No. 319. A long silk-organza halter dress with arabesque crystal beading. With it Clarisse carries an unobtrusive .38 revolver with a handle of cloisonné enamel."
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"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."
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"I'm packing heat—and my dental records, just in case."
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Cambridge Supplies, Inc. - Back to School Special
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A tank drives by with a bumper sticker that reads "Ban criminals not tanks!".
"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"
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"You folks need anything shot today?"
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Hunter looking at a deer wearing a sign saying "N.R.A. Member".
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"He's sweet but he's a registered gun nut."
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Home Protected by 2nd Amendment Scholar
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"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"
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