Guns Cartoons

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

"Would you mind?"

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

"What kind of mischief are you into now?"

"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

Hollywood Think Tank

"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

"O.K., folks, let's break it up."

Skeet Fishing.

"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."

"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".