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"The meaning of life is cats."

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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

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An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

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"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC40883   High Res: 2861x1346 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: consultants, business consultant, business consultants, consultant, meditation, meditations, business guru, business gurus, guru, gurus, corporate guru, corporate gurus, corporate environment, business advice, wisemen, wise men, wise man, wisdom, business advisor, business adviser, business advisers

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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

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A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

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A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

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In the Guru District

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Life is a bitch and then you die.

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"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

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"I hope you like sports metaphors."

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"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

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Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

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"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

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"How do I get down?"

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

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A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

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Guru on the roller coaster.

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Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

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"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

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"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

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