"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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Early Exercise Machines
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"I gotta go home. Brenda doesn't like me spending so much time at the gym."
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"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."
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"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
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"Daddy doesn't have a job. Daddy goes to the gym."
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"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
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"The gods really love tight buns."
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