"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."
"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
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"Daddy doesn't have a job. Daddy goes to the gym."
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"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."
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"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."
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Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band
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The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit
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