"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."
"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"
"Waitress's Day Off""
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"Can't you clip your nails on the subway like everyone else?"
"My Pet Lemming"
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"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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Just One Puff
"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"
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"Harold's easing into retirement."
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"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."
"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."
"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
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"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
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"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
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"Every time Mother speaks, Howard, you join in and finish her sentences in unison with her. She would appreciate it if you didn't do that."
"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"
"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"
"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."
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"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."
"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"
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"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."
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