"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
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"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."
"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."
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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
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"If there's a way in, they'll find it."
"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
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Tags:epitaph, epitaphs, internet epitaphs, internet, internet security, password, passwords, cybersecurity, cyber security, secure, secures, securing, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, phish, phishes, phishing, hack, hacks, hacker, hackers, hacking, computer hacker, computer hackers, computer hacking, browser, browsers, browser history, scam, scams, nigerian, nigerian email
Tags:cab driver, cab drivers, taxi, taxis, car share, car sharing, gig economy, hack, hacks, smart phones, smart phone, phone app, phone application, ride-hail, ride-hail app, taxicab, taxicabs, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, driver, drivers, word play, famous movie, famous movie character, 70s film, 70s films, 70s cinema, 70s movie, 70s movies, cabbie, cabbies, new york, new york movies, new york movie
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
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The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
"Phones have ears."
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Trump: 1989 vs 2017
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Weird things I do because of the internet
Weird things I do because of the internet
"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."
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"You got hacked alright. That's what happens when you Google Street View a bad neighborhood."
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"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."
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